Leo
Thrown by scheming brother into the path of oncoming traffic in vicious attempt to take over the family business.

Aquarius
Hit by a fish tank knocked accidentally from a high window.

Taurus
Crushed by a panicked mob of Pamplona tourists after bull-charge false-alarm.

Aries
Eaten by erudite cannibal.

Gemini
Disposed of as part of elaborate identity theft. 

Pisces
Shark attack.

Sagittarius
Shot by politician in unfortunate hunting accident. 

Capricorn
Murdered as part of elaborate US government conspiracy to fake first ever Mars landing.

Libra
Assassinated in gang-related revenge killing.

Cancer
Fallout sickness.

Scorpio
Poisoned by several deadly creatures of unknown origin. 

Virgo
Fatally assaulted by drug-crazed former professional snooker player. 

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